Penn 2013
Princeton at Penn
November 9th, 2013
Princeton wins 38-26
Pregame:
Riding our big-[beep] barge onto the field, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon)
We read that Penn’s Student Activities Council instituted a moratorium on funding for new student groups to prevent bankruptcy. That’s so sad! Now they can’t start the Better Breakfast Bureau, which would search for breakfast foods that are more nutritious than oatmeal. They should also start a seismology club. Get it? Because they’re quakers. Heh heh heh. Or how about the Spanish Inquisition? Weren’t expecting that, were you? We’re sure glad we go to a school where we can start any student group we need to. Forming a P for Princeton Rocks and Penn Sucks, the band plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall.”
(Band plays “Going Back”)
Run away band, winter is coming!
Halftime:
Drink a high ball and be jolly! It’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to “Forward”)
Oh my god, Alexander Hamilton, look at Ben Franklin’s stomach. It is so rotund. [scoff] It looks like one of his buttons is just gonna … pop off. And I mean, that button, is just so big. I can’t believe it’s just so round.
I like big buttons and I cannot lie
It’s better than an unzipped fly
When Ben Franklin walks in with his big shirt and waist
And those buttons in your face
It gets sprung, across locust walk
Then Ben Franklin resets your clock
Forming Ben Franklin’s button popping off, the band plays “99 Luftbuttons.”
(Band forms Ben Franklin and plays “99 Luftbalons.” Button pops off)
There once was a man named Jed
Who at a Penn game got hit in the head
It was a large piece of toast
Now of strength he can’t boast
Because thanks to the toast he is dead
You see the thing about toasted bread
Is it’s just as deadly as bullets of lead
So to Penn we suggest
To use what is best
And throw out some oatmeal instead
Your oatmeal addiction’s widespread
It ensures all of the students are fed
Your mascot’s nutritious
And super delicious
You even have enough to have your own brand.
Forming a bowl of oatmeal, the band plays “Gimme Some Oatmeal.”
(Band forms a bowl of oatmeal and plays “Gimme Some Lovin'”)
Run away band, it’s time to let the real oatmeal back onto the field.
November 9th, 2013
Princeton wins 38-26
Pregame:
Riding our big-[beep] barge onto the field, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon)
We read that Penn’s Student Activities Council instituted a moratorium on funding for new student groups to prevent bankruptcy. That’s so sad! Now they can’t start the Better Breakfast Bureau, which would search for breakfast foods that are more nutritious than oatmeal. They should also start a seismology club. Get it? Because they’re quakers. Heh heh heh. Or how about the Spanish Inquisition? Weren’t expecting that, were you? We’re sure glad we go to a school where we can start any student group we need to. Forming a P for Princeton Rocks and Penn Sucks, the band plays “Going Back to Nassau Hall.”
(Band plays “Going Back”)
Run away band, winter is coming!
Halftime:
Drink a high ball and be jolly! It’s the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to “Forward”)
Oh my god, Alexander Hamilton, look at Ben Franklin’s stomach. It is so rotund. [scoff] It looks like one of his buttons is just gonna … pop off. And I mean, that button, is just so big. I can’t believe it’s just so round.
I like big buttons and I cannot lie
It’s better than an unzipped fly
When Ben Franklin walks in with his big shirt and waist
And those buttons in your face
It gets sprung, across locust walk
Then Ben Franklin resets your clock
Forming Ben Franklin’s button popping off, the band plays “99 Luftbuttons.”
(Band forms Ben Franklin and plays “99 Luftbalons.” Button pops off)
There once was a man named Jed
Who at a Penn game got hit in the head
It was a large piece of toast
Now of strength he can’t boast
Because thanks to the toast he is dead
You see the thing about toasted bread
Is it’s just as deadly as bullets of lead
So to Penn we suggest
To use what is best
And throw out some oatmeal instead
Your oatmeal addiction’s widespread
It ensures all of the students are fed
Your mascot’s nutritious
And super delicious
You even have enough to have your own brand.
Forming a bowl of oatmeal, the band plays “Gimme Some Oatmeal.”
(Band forms a bowl of oatmeal and plays “Gimme Some Lovin'”)
Run away band, it’s time to let the real oatmeal back onto the field.
