Penn 2015
Princeton at Penn
November 7th, 2015
Princeton loses 23-26
Pregame:
It’s Fast, It’s Cheap, It’s Good Enough: Its the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon)
We are super excited to be playing at Drexel today! Wait, we just got news that we are actually playing at Penn State -our mistake. Well, fortunately, there are a lot of things that make Penn and Penn State pretty alike! For example, both schools are in Pennsylvania! And both schools are wont to throw grains onto the field during football games! We know that Wharton is already trying to secede from Penn and become its own school, so we thought that you could take this opportunity to make things more clear, and calls yourselves “U Pencil” instead. What's a good mascot for U Pencil? A DOUBLE DOUBLE ROTATING P!
(Band forms P and plays going back to Nassau Hall)
Halftime:
I guess you guys aren't ready for this, but your kids are gonna love it, It's The Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
We went trick-or-treating a Penn this year and only got oats! Rumor has it that if you stay up all night in a oat field, the Great Quaker will come by and give you a treat! We didn't see him this year, but we are sure that he will appear next time! Right now, we have a big basket full of grains that we are t-oats looking forward to. Forming our new favorite utensil, the Band plays “Basket Case”
(Band forms spoon and plays “Basket Case”)
We think that we've found the secret to Ben Franklin's success. It turns out that he really just invented a Time Machine, and he stole his inventions from the future! He brought back swimming fins to realize his dream of becoming a fish. Ben Franklin brought the fire station to Philadelphia in order to divert attention from his smoking hot good looks.
But Franklin also brought cultural change to Philadelphia. On a cold winter evening, he brought something they'd never heard before, and rocked out on the Liberty Bell with his new electric guitar. Forming Ben Franklin's axe, the Band plays
“Johnny B. Goode”
(Band forms spoon again)
Wait, you guys already did that.
(Formation changes to be guitar)
Okay better.
(Band plays Johnny B. Goode)
Run away Band, where we're going, we don't need roads.
November 7th, 2015
Princeton loses 23-26
Pregame:
It’s Fast, It’s Cheap, It’s Good Enough: Its the Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Cannon)
We are super excited to be playing at Drexel today! Wait, we just got news that we are actually playing at Penn State -our mistake. Well, fortunately, there are a lot of things that make Penn and Penn State pretty alike! For example, both schools are in Pennsylvania! And both schools are wont to throw grains onto the field during football games! We know that Wharton is already trying to secede from Penn and become its own school, so we thought that you could take this opportunity to make things more clear, and calls yourselves “U Pencil” instead. What's a good mascot for U Pencil? A DOUBLE DOUBLE ROTATING P!
(Band forms P and plays going back to Nassau Hall)
Halftime:
I guess you guys aren't ready for this, but your kids are gonna love it, It's The Princeton University Band!
(Band marches on to Forward)
We went trick-or-treating a Penn this year and only got oats! Rumor has it that if you stay up all night in a oat field, the Great Quaker will come by and give you a treat! We didn't see him this year, but we are sure that he will appear next time! Right now, we have a big basket full of grains that we are t-oats looking forward to. Forming our new favorite utensil, the Band plays “Basket Case”
(Band forms spoon and plays “Basket Case”)
We think that we've found the secret to Ben Franklin's success. It turns out that he really just invented a Time Machine, and he stole his inventions from the future! He brought back swimming fins to realize his dream of becoming a fish. Ben Franklin brought the fire station to Philadelphia in order to divert attention from his smoking hot good looks.
But Franklin also brought cultural change to Philadelphia. On a cold winter evening, he brought something they'd never heard before, and rocked out on the Liberty Bell with his new electric guitar. Forming Ben Franklin's axe, the Band plays
“Johnny B. Goode”
(Band forms spoon again)
Wait, you guys already did that.
(Formation changes to be guitar)
Okay better.
(Band plays Johnny B. Goode)
Run away Band, where we're going, we don't need roads.