Penn 2016
Penn at Princeton
November 5th, 2016
Princeton wins 28-0
Pregame:
I have a Penn…I have an apple…UGH! It’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
We all know the whiny guy with no experience who is attempting to cling to his throne without respect for women. His name is Jeoffrey in Game of Thrones. His name is Trump in real life. Of course, some would say that Trump is a mere court jester painting his face, making his hair ridiculous, and consistently calling attention to himself in a way that no one can take him seriously. Me? I just stick to what I know, like the double-double rotating P.
[Band forms Double-Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
[Band clears to sideline]
[Parachuters are announced]
[Band plays Princeton Forward March]
[Band plays Final Countdown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the playing of the national anthem by the Princeton University Band.
[Band plays Banner]
Run away band, it’s time for a new court jester.
Halftime:
Quaker? I hardly know her! It’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Well I’d say the steaks are pretty high for this game. Well at least the cheesesteaks are high on my mind. All this Pennt up anxiety is making me hungry. I’ve been practically quaking with excitement all game! I mean, the outcome of this game is openn to so many possibilities. I just hope it ends well; not as disastrous as some of humanities previous outcomes like UPenn or Pompeii. Well I guess Penn didn’t burn down…yet.
[Band forms a P and plays Pompeii]
But really, there are so many possible outcomes of this game. Penn could win. Princeton could win. Clinton could win. Johnson could win. Castle could win. Stein could win. Franklin could win. Franklin? Yeah, the guy on the hundred dollar bill, even though he was never president. I say we give him a chance to run this country. He could run all the way from his grave in Philly to the white house in DC. He could run this country faster than rocky ran up the steps to the art museum.
[Band forms an I and plays Eye of the Tiger]
Run away band. Franklin’s spinning in his grave.
November 5th, 2016
Princeton wins 28-0
Pregame:
I have a Penn…I have an apple…UGH! It’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
We all know the whiny guy with no experience who is attempting to cling to his throne without respect for women. His name is Jeoffrey in Game of Thrones. His name is Trump in real life. Of course, some would say that Trump is a mere court jester painting his face, making his hair ridiculous, and consistently calling attention to himself in a way that no one can take him seriously. Me? I just stick to what I know, like the double-double rotating P.
[Band forms Double-Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
[Band clears to sideline]
[Parachuters are announced]
[Band plays Princeton Forward March]
[Band plays Final Countdown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the playing of the national anthem by the Princeton University Band.
[Band plays Banner]
Run away band, it’s time for a new court jester.
Halftime:
Quaker? I hardly know her! It’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Well I’d say the steaks are pretty high for this game. Well at least the cheesesteaks are high on my mind. All this Pennt up anxiety is making me hungry. I’ve been practically quaking with excitement all game! I mean, the outcome of this game is openn to so many possibilities. I just hope it ends well; not as disastrous as some of humanities previous outcomes like UPenn or Pompeii. Well I guess Penn didn’t burn down…yet.
[Band forms a P and plays Pompeii]
But really, there are so many possible outcomes of this game. Penn could win. Princeton could win. Clinton could win. Johnson could win. Castle could win. Stein could win. Franklin could win. Franklin? Yeah, the guy on the hundred dollar bill, even though he was never president. I say we give him a chance to run this country. He could run all the way from his grave in Philly to the white house in DC. He could run this country faster than rocky ran up the steps to the art museum.
[Band forms an I and plays Eye of the Tiger]
Run away band. Franklin’s spinning in his grave.
