Penn 2017
Princeton at Penn
November 4rd, 2017
Princeton loses 38-35
Pregame:
Война и мир, но больше войны чем мирa, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Translation: War and peace, but more war than peace, it’s the Princeton University Band!)
(Transliteration: Vojna i mir, no bol’she vojny chem mira, it’s the Princeton University Band!)
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
We really wanted to find someone noteworthy who went to Penn to make fun of, but we couldn’t think of anyone. Oh wait didn’t Trump go to an Ivy League school? Was it Dartmouth? No. Harvard? No. Wait, does Penn count? Oh right that’s where he went! Playing the song of Trump’s people, the Band plays Moskau.
[Band forms onion dome and plays Moskau]
Putin was a visiting student while Trump was at Penn. They instantly felt a connection and began “colluding.” One of the first things that Trump told Putin was “I’m so in love with your Double-Double-Rotating-P.”
[Band forms Double-Double-Rotating-P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Halftime:
Totally NOT colluding with the Russian government, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Trump and Putin wanted to keep their love a secret so they wrote love letters to each other. Luckily our archivist has uncovered these letters. Mueller, eat your heart out. “Dear Vlady, I long for those days that we rode shirtless in the woods on bear-back and then cuddling in a cave with nothing but our love to keep us warm. I’ve always admired how big your hands are and how they guide my Twitter fingers. I wish I could just run away with you – back to Moscow.”
[Band forms hammer and plays Moskau]
“Милости Трамп, ты очень яркий человек и мне нравится что ты делаешь то что я говорю каждый раз. Я не знаю люблю ли тебя но я помогу тебе стать президентам. Владимир Владимирович Путин.”
(Translation: Dear Trump, you’re a very bright person and I like that you do everything that I tell you all the time. I don’t know if I love you but I will help you become president. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.)
(Transliteration: Milosti Trump, ty ochen’ jarkij chelovek i mne nravitsja chto ty delaesh’ to chto ja govorju kazhdyj raz. Ja ne znaju ljublju li tebja no ja pomogu tebe stat’ prezidentam. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.)
[Band forms sickle and plays Moskau]
Run away Band, here comes the FBI. We don’t want to get indicted.
November 4rd, 2017
Princeton loses 38-35
Pregame:
Война и мир, но больше войны чем мирa, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Translation: War and peace, but more war than peace, it’s the Princeton University Band!)
(Transliteration: Vojna i mir, no bol’she vojny chem mira, it’s the Princeton University Band!)
[Band marches on to Princeton Cannon Song]
We really wanted to find someone noteworthy who went to Penn to make fun of, but we couldn’t think of anyone. Oh wait didn’t Trump go to an Ivy League school? Was it Dartmouth? No. Harvard? No. Wait, does Penn count? Oh right that’s where he went! Playing the song of Trump’s people, the Band plays Moskau.
[Band forms onion dome and plays Moskau]
Putin was a visiting student while Trump was at Penn. They instantly felt a connection and began “colluding.” One of the first things that Trump told Putin was “I’m so in love with your Double-Double-Rotating-P.”
[Band forms Double-Double-Rotating-P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall]
Halftime:
Totally NOT colluding with the Russian government, it’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
Trump and Putin wanted to keep their love a secret so they wrote love letters to each other. Luckily our archivist has uncovered these letters. Mueller, eat your heart out. “Dear Vlady, I long for those days that we rode shirtless in the woods on bear-back and then cuddling in a cave with nothing but our love to keep us warm. I’ve always admired how big your hands are and how they guide my Twitter fingers. I wish I could just run away with you – back to Moscow.”
[Band forms hammer and plays Moskau]
“Милости Трамп, ты очень яркий человек и мне нравится что ты делаешь то что я говорю каждый раз. Я не знаю люблю ли тебя но я помогу тебе стать президентам. Владимир Владимирович Путин.”
(Translation: Dear Trump, you’re a very bright person and I like that you do everything that I tell you all the time. I don’t know if I love you but I will help you become president. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.)
(Transliteration: Milosti Trump, ty ochen’ jarkij chelovek i mne nravitsja chto ty delaesh’ to chto ja govorju kazhdyj raz. Ja ne znaju ljublju li tebja no ja pomogu tebe stat’ prezidentam. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.)
[Band forms sickle and plays Moskau]
Run away Band, here comes the FBI. We don’t want to get indicted.
