rutgers 1970
Rutgers at Princeton
September 26th, 1970
Princeton wins 41-14
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band begins its 50th season with a long, hard look at the new Princeton.
“Princeton Forward”
An inevitable outcome of coeducation is the presence of the women’s liberation movement. Frustrated by the fact that women and men are not created equal, the new feminists are demanding equal opportunity in employment and access to various top positions. Saluting complete equality, the Band wonders whether women’s lib has considered the logical extension of its philosophy.
“You’re in the Army Now” (Band forms two horizontal lines)
With coeds spreading all over campus, dormitories have become overcrowded, and incoming freshmen, who used to look forward to a year in prestigious Brown Hall, have found the infamous residence still under construction. Forming a topless dormitory, we invite you to attend the first true freshmen open house.
“Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head” (Band forms a topless dorm — a three sided square)
In order to facilitate the entry of Princeton students on the campus, the Food and Dormitory Service cleaned out all the storage boxes out of formerly occupied rooms, charging $10.00 for the service. Many students returned, however, to find their boxes had been lost. Getting to the Root of the problem, the Band forms a missing box on the field, and overhears a frustrated undergraduate lamenting.
“I’ve Got Plenty of Nuttin'” (Band forms box)
Noting that some things never change, recognition is unquestionably due to Walker Gordon’s udderly disgusting scent. Forming some dairy air on the field, the Band bows now to the brown cows of Walker Gordon with “Classical Gas” (Band forms blob).
September 26th, 1970
Princeton wins 41-14
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band begins its 50th season with a long, hard look at the new Princeton.
“Princeton Forward”
An inevitable outcome of coeducation is the presence of the women’s liberation movement. Frustrated by the fact that women and men are not created equal, the new feminists are demanding equal opportunity in employment and access to various top positions. Saluting complete equality, the Band wonders whether women’s lib has considered the logical extension of its philosophy.
“You’re in the Army Now” (Band forms two horizontal lines)
With coeds spreading all over campus, dormitories have become overcrowded, and incoming freshmen, who used to look forward to a year in prestigious Brown Hall, have found the infamous residence still under construction. Forming a topless dormitory, we invite you to attend the first true freshmen open house.
“Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head” (Band forms a topless dorm — a three sided square)
In order to facilitate the entry of Princeton students on the campus, the Food and Dormitory Service cleaned out all the storage boxes out of formerly occupied rooms, charging $10.00 for the service. Many students returned, however, to find their boxes had been lost. Getting to the Root of the problem, the Band forms a missing box on the field, and overhears a frustrated undergraduate lamenting.
“I’ve Got Plenty of Nuttin'” (Band forms box)
Noting that some things never change, recognition is unquestionably due to Walker Gordon’s udderly disgusting scent. Forming some dairy air on the field, the Band bows now to the brown cows of Walker Gordon with “Classical Gas” (Band forms blob).
