rutgers 1973
Rutgers at Princeton
September 29th, 1973
Princeton loses 14-49
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at changes in campus life.
“Princeton Forward”
Forming a beer mug on the field, the Band notes that a certain member of the University administration has declared the Pub to be a lemon. This campus resident has complained that the level of noise emanating from the open windows of the Pub has disturbed his usual nocturnal activities. The juke box and bands were almost elemonated this year, and it is sobering to think what might go next. Several possible solutions have been suggested, including hiring a string quartet for Yale weekend, or moving the Joseph Henry House and the library to New Brunswick — nothing ever happens there. The Band suggests, however, that the best solution to this problem is to move the Pub to the Chapel and rename it “Gordon’s Gin Mill” remembering that “blessed are the poor in spirits, for they shall be comforted.”
“Get Me to the Church on Time”
The Band notes with dismay McCosh Infirmary’s sexist policy of prescribing contraceptives only to females. The Band condemns this penalization of the Princeton male. This example of discriminatory rubber-stamping by the University administration is SECH a shame.
“I’ve Got Rhythm”
The Band finally notes that Blakely laundry was washed out in bidding to provide linen service for the campus. According to the Aid Office, Blakely’s image was stained when their spotty delivery record left their customers’ drawers full of old sheets and pillowcases. However, Blakely responded crustily that this was a lot of bunk. The Band sadly notes that Princeton men will no longer be lying on Blakely’s contours, and bids a fond farewell to Blakely Laundry.
“Impossible Dream”
September 29th, 1973
Princeton loses 14-49
Ladies and gentlemen, the Princeton University Band takes a long, hard look at changes in campus life.
“Princeton Forward”
Forming a beer mug on the field, the Band notes that a certain member of the University administration has declared the Pub to be a lemon. This campus resident has complained that the level of noise emanating from the open windows of the Pub has disturbed his usual nocturnal activities. The juke box and bands were almost elemonated this year, and it is sobering to think what might go next. Several possible solutions have been suggested, including hiring a string quartet for Yale weekend, or moving the Joseph Henry House and the library to New Brunswick — nothing ever happens there. The Band suggests, however, that the best solution to this problem is to move the Pub to the Chapel and rename it “Gordon’s Gin Mill” remembering that “blessed are the poor in spirits, for they shall be comforted.”
“Get Me to the Church on Time”
The Band notes with dismay McCosh Infirmary’s sexist policy of prescribing contraceptives only to females. The Band condemns this penalization of the Princeton male. This example of discriminatory rubber-stamping by the University administration is SECH a shame.
“I’ve Got Rhythm”
The Band finally notes that Blakely laundry was washed out in bidding to provide linen service for the campus. According to the Aid Office, Blakely’s image was stained when their spotty delivery record left their customers’ drawers full of old sheets and pillowcases. However, Blakely responded crustily that this was a lot of bunk. The Band sadly notes that Princeton men will no longer be lying on Blakely’s contours, and bids a fond farewell to Blakely Laundry.
“Impossible Dream”
