San diego 2005
San Diego at Princeton
September 24th, 2005
Princeton wins 20-17
Pregame
Being led onto the field by some guy we found passed out in a muddy ditch, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Cannon)
We’d like the visitors from the University of San Diego to know what measures Princeton has taken to keep the campus healthy. Please use the new hand-sanitizer after finishing with the computers. After visiting the gym, be sure to wipe down the equipment. ALL the equipment. Our University Health Services will provide you with free condoms, but be sure to check that they aren’t expired… or used. Remember, be smart, and you stay classy, San Diego. Because even though you are burning for some action tonight, you don’t want to wake up with that same feeling in the morning. Forming a little “s” and hoping that San Diego won’t provide the TDs, the Band plays “Great Balls of Fire”.
(Great Balls of Fire)
And now, Partyin’ in Pyne, Freakin’ in Frist Dancin’ in Dod, Jammin’ in Joline Hoppin’ in Holder, Bumpin’ in Blair Grindin’ in Guyot, Hangin’ in Henry Clappin’ in Cuyler, Cuylerin’ in Clapp Jumpin’ in Jadwin, Blastin’ in Bowen Rockin’ in Robertson, Passed out in TI Livin’ La Vida Laughlin, Getting’ down in Green Mackin’ in McCosh, Kickin’ it in Campbell And Staggering into the Stadium, it’s the Double-Double Rotating P!
(Going Back)
Please rise for the playing of the national anthem.
Halftime
Limping onto the field like a bunch of freshmen girls out of the third floor of Cottage, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Princeton Forward)
The Band would like to welcome the University of San Diego to Princeton after we enjoyed their University so much last year. In fact, we wanted to go back, but the authorities at the University of San Diego informed us that we were no longer welcome. Apparently, they had some “issues” with our behavior. The following were just a few reasons why:
And if there is anything this Band can’t do without, it’s some lovin’. Forming a heart on the field, the Band plays “Gimme Some Lovin'”.
(Band forms a heart and plays Gimme Some Lovin’)
We originally wanted to tell you what is bad about New Jersey, since we figured we were running away to San Diego forever. We even had a Jim McGreavey joke, but we thought he’d gotten pounded enough already. But then we thought, “Hey, life’s good in Jersey!” So out of spite, we came up with a whole list of why it’s sooo sweet to be here instead of in San Diego:
Forming a citizen of San Diego, the band plays… something Latin.
(Band forms a smiley-face and plays Children of Sanchez)
Run away, Band! Be free! Frolic! Frolic in the glory that is the Garden State!
September 24th, 2005
Princeton wins 20-17
Pregame
Being led onto the field by some guy we found passed out in a muddy ditch, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Cannon)
We’d like the visitors from the University of San Diego to know what measures Princeton has taken to keep the campus healthy. Please use the new hand-sanitizer after finishing with the computers. After visiting the gym, be sure to wipe down the equipment. ALL the equipment. Our University Health Services will provide you with free condoms, but be sure to check that they aren’t expired… or used. Remember, be smart, and you stay classy, San Diego. Because even though you are burning for some action tonight, you don’t want to wake up with that same feeling in the morning. Forming a little “s” and hoping that San Diego won’t provide the TDs, the Band plays “Great Balls of Fire”.
(Great Balls of Fire)
And now, Partyin’ in Pyne, Freakin’ in Frist Dancin’ in Dod, Jammin’ in Joline Hoppin’ in Holder, Bumpin’ in Blair Grindin’ in Guyot, Hangin’ in Henry Clappin’ in Cuyler, Cuylerin’ in Clapp Jumpin’ in Jadwin, Blastin’ in Bowen Rockin’ in Robertson, Passed out in TI Livin’ La Vida Laughlin, Getting’ down in Green Mackin’ in McCosh, Kickin’ it in Campbell And Staggering into the Stadium, it’s the Double-Double Rotating P!
(Going Back)
Please rise for the playing of the national anthem.
Halftime
Limping onto the field like a bunch of freshmen girls out of the third floor of Cottage, it’s the Princeton University Band!
(Princeton Forward)
The Band would like to welcome the University of San Diego to Princeton after we enjoyed their University so much last year. In fact, we wanted to go back, but the authorities at the University of San Diego informed us that we were no longer welcome. Apparently, they had some “issues” with our behavior. The following were just a few reasons why:
- After what happened last year, their terror alert is still at Orange Plaid.
- They accused us of liking the Zoo a liiittle too much
- Jesuits are offended by eating babies
- We played really loudly in their library because we are a bunch of jerks
- USD hates music
- USD hates learning
- USD hates breakfast
- USD hates women
- USD hates love
And if there is anything this Band can’t do without, it’s some lovin’. Forming a heart on the field, the Band plays “Gimme Some Lovin'”.
(Band forms a heart and plays Gimme Some Lovin’)
We originally wanted to tell you what is bad about New Jersey, since we figured we were running away to San Diego forever. We even had a Jim McGreavey joke, but we thought he’d gotten pounded enough already. But then we thought, “Hey, life’s good in Jersey!” So out of spite, we came up with a whole list of why it’s sooo sweet to be here instead of in San Diego:
- We never have to worry about turning left
- Southern California may have Disneyland, but WE have White Castle
- Who needs the beach, amazing weather, and gorgeous women when you have Piscataway.
- We like our states like we like our women: small and dirty
- Our dense layers of smog conveniently prevent sunburn
- On “The OC”, there is a bunch of whiny, J-Crew wearing losers, but at Princeton…oh wait…
- In San Diego, there are drive-ins, while in New Jersey, there are drive-bys.
- While everyone is happy in San Diego, we in New Jersey prefer to embrace diversity.
Forming a citizen of San Diego, the band plays… something Latin.
(Band forms a smiley-face and plays Children of Sanchez)
Run away, Band! Be free! Frolic! Frolic in the glory that is the Garden State!
