University of san diego, 2023
September 16, 2023
Princeton at University of San Diego
Princeton wins 23-12
Pregame:
We did not have a pregame show at the University of San Diego. :(
Halftime:
Bullfighter? I hardly know her! It’s the Princeton University Band
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
We got off the bus yesterday, and our tour guide was none other than this charming, kind individual, Diego Torero! That’s a bull fighter that makes you say– “Diego is looking fresh!” He showed us the sights and sounds of the beautiful city of San Diego. When it came time to retire, we realized we forgot to book a hotel, (Thanks, Megan!) so Diego, in his eternal kindness, offered to let us stay at his home. This morning, for breakfast he offered us waffles. But not just any waffles– Sandy Eggos. We were surprised to learn that such a beloved food in your city is that which is covered in sand. Diego, we love food. But not sand. It’s coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere. It’s still in our teeth. Dang-nabbit, I literally feel it still.
The band forms a sandy eggo and plays Feel it Still
[Band forms a circle and plays "Feel It Still"]
After our course, rough, irritating morning, we decided to do instagram liking and following. We noticed a list of Diego’s instagram live followers, and among them were esteemed president James Harris as well as notable alumni Jim Parsons and Robert Kardashian. It suddenly occurred to us, with deep, intense languishing fervor, that Diego wasn’t just Diego. He was…. the Diego. Inspiration of lesser foes. Our betrayal was so profound. But that’s just the price we pay. Destiny is literally freaking calling us. Open up our eager eye(s), ‘cause Diego is losing football.
Band forms BETRAYAL ☹️and plays Mr. Brightside.
[Band forms frowny face and plays "Mr. Brightside"]
Distance is long, friend. <brief pause>. But it’s about to get even longer! Run away, Band!
Princeton at University of San Diego
Princeton wins 23-12
Pregame:
We did not have a pregame show at the University of San Diego. :(
Halftime:
Bullfighter? I hardly know her! It’s the Princeton University Band
[Band marches on to Princeton Forward March]
We got off the bus yesterday, and our tour guide was none other than this charming, kind individual, Diego Torero! That’s a bull fighter that makes you say– “Diego is looking fresh!” He showed us the sights and sounds of the beautiful city of San Diego. When it came time to retire, we realized we forgot to book a hotel, (Thanks, Megan!) so Diego, in his eternal kindness, offered to let us stay at his home. This morning, for breakfast he offered us waffles. But not just any waffles– Sandy Eggos. We were surprised to learn that such a beloved food in your city is that which is covered in sand. Diego, we love food. But not sand. It’s coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere. It’s still in our teeth. Dang-nabbit, I literally feel it still.
The band forms a sandy eggo and plays Feel it Still
[Band forms a circle and plays "Feel It Still"]
After our course, rough, irritating morning, we decided to do instagram liking and following. We noticed a list of Diego’s instagram live followers, and among them were esteemed president James Harris as well as notable alumni Jim Parsons and Robert Kardashian. It suddenly occurred to us, with deep, intense languishing fervor, that Diego wasn’t just Diego. He was…. the Diego. Inspiration of lesser foes. Our betrayal was so profound. But that’s just the price we pay. Destiny is literally freaking calling us. Open up our eager eye(s), ‘cause Diego is losing football.
Band forms BETRAYAL ☹️and plays Mr. Brightside.
[Band forms frowny face and plays "Mr. Brightside"]
Distance is long, friend. <brief pause>. But it’s about to get even longer! Run away, Band!
