Yale 2015
Yale at Princeton
November 14th, 2015
Princeton loses 28-35
Homecoming
Pregame:
It's John Cena!
(Band plays John Cena riff)
Just kidding, its the Princeton University Band!
Have you ever heard Yale's fight song? It sounds like it was written by a three year old. We are as big fans of onomatopoeia as the next person, but dogs don't even say bow-wow anyway! We know that Yale English majors are very busy being the entirety of the school and the music majors are busy composing “Old Mc'Eli Had A Farm,” so we've decided to make a few improvements.
I'm a little Bulldog can't you see?
I'm from New Haven that scares me
When I come to Princeton I find a tree
For My Double Double Rotating P!
(Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall)
Halftime:
Snip Snip, It's The Princeton University Band!
In light of the recent stoppage of the Keystone Oil Pipeline, greedy Canadian oil barons have shunted off oil access to New Haven! Fortunately, no one notices since the streets are already full of sludge! After the mayor's proposal for an oil slip-and-slide fell through, Yale decided to embrace the advice of its presidential alumni, and frack in the middle of New Haven. Now there is a giant chasm and the water is unsafe to drink. But what's new? Forming the new symbol for Yale, the Band plays “Summertime Sadness”
(Band forms oil rig and plays Summertime Sadness)
The polluted wasteland of Yale had hit the local wildlife, and there were reports of three-headed bulldogs running amok. Most creatures would run away in fear, but there was one hero who was too fat and slow to actually run away. Tony the Sloth guarded over New Haven, using his laziness and inability to move to lull the opposition into a false sense of security. One day, when the weather machine struck just right, Tony issued a challenge to the head dog. But this wasn't just any challenge: It was a speed caviar eating challenge. The loser would have to leave town forever.
They ate and ate furiously. The match played to Tony's rotund strengths, and he pulled away in the end. New Haven was saved.
Moral of the story? Help control the pet population.
(Band forms concert arc, plays “Also Sprach Zarathustra)
Flashers spell out
ABLE PUDGY SLOTH
which anagrams to
SPAY THE BULLDOG
which flips to reveal
ROAR TIGERS ROAR
November 14th, 2015
Princeton loses 28-35
Homecoming
Pregame:
It's John Cena!
(Band plays John Cena riff)
Just kidding, its the Princeton University Band!
Have you ever heard Yale's fight song? It sounds like it was written by a three year old. We are as big fans of onomatopoeia as the next person, but dogs don't even say bow-wow anyway! We know that Yale English majors are very busy being the entirety of the school and the music majors are busy composing “Old Mc'Eli Had A Farm,” so we've decided to make a few improvements.
I'm a little Bulldog can't you see?
I'm from New Haven that scares me
When I come to Princeton I find a tree
For My Double Double Rotating P!
(Band forms Double Double Rotating P and plays Going Back to Nassau Hall)
Halftime:
Snip Snip, It's The Princeton University Band!
In light of the recent stoppage of the Keystone Oil Pipeline, greedy Canadian oil barons have shunted off oil access to New Haven! Fortunately, no one notices since the streets are already full of sludge! After the mayor's proposal for an oil slip-and-slide fell through, Yale decided to embrace the advice of its presidential alumni, and frack in the middle of New Haven. Now there is a giant chasm and the water is unsafe to drink. But what's new? Forming the new symbol for Yale, the Band plays “Summertime Sadness”
(Band forms oil rig and plays Summertime Sadness)
The polluted wasteland of Yale had hit the local wildlife, and there were reports of three-headed bulldogs running amok. Most creatures would run away in fear, but there was one hero who was too fat and slow to actually run away. Tony the Sloth guarded over New Haven, using his laziness and inability to move to lull the opposition into a false sense of security. One day, when the weather machine struck just right, Tony issued a challenge to the head dog. But this wasn't just any challenge: It was a speed caviar eating challenge. The loser would have to leave town forever.
They ate and ate furiously. The match played to Tony's rotund strengths, and he pulled away in the end. New Haven was saved.
Moral of the story? Help control the pet population.
(Band forms concert arc, plays “Also Sprach Zarathustra)
Flashers spell out
ABLE PUDGY SLOTH
which anagrams to
SPAY THE BULLDOG
which flips to reveal
ROAR TIGERS ROAR
