Yale 2022
Princeton at Yale
November 12, 2022
Princeton loses 20-24
We accidentally showed up late and didn’t make it to Yale in time for the pregame show. Oopsies.
Halftime:
Who let the dogs out??? It’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to "Princeton Forward March"]
In order to prepare for our trip this weekend, we spent some time googling all of the most important information about Yale. It’s located in New Haven, Connecticut, its colors are blue and white, and its mascot is- wait what? A bulldog? As members of PBETAA- no, not that one, we’re talking about PBETAA with two A’s and a silent B (Princeton Band Ends Terrible Animal Abuse)- we would like to CONDEMN Yale’s usage of the bulldog mascot. We think it’s really sad to subject a poor animal to such cruelty.
[Band forms a sad face and plays "Summertime Sadness"]
Not only can bulldogs not breathe due to their smushed noses, we can’t imagine the horror of being forced to live in New Haven, surrounded by Yalies, which is the real abuse. Forcing a dog to live in a place where you might find hordes of people wearing pastel pants and boat shoes or have to encounter whatever a Whiffenpoof is is the worst fate of all. We would rather be subjected to raining fire and damnation than let that poor dog stay in Yale any longer.
[Band forms pastel pants and plays "Great Balls of Fire"]
Run away band, before you’re forced to join a country club!
November 12, 2022
Princeton loses 20-24
We accidentally showed up late and didn’t make it to Yale in time for the pregame show. Oopsies.
Halftime:
Who let the dogs out??? It’s the Princeton University Band!
[Band marches on to "Princeton Forward March"]
In order to prepare for our trip this weekend, we spent some time googling all of the most important information about Yale. It’s located in New Haven, Connecticut, its colors are blue and white, and its mascot is- wait what? A bulldog? As members of PBETAA- no, not that one, we’re talking about PBETAA with two A’s and a silent B (Princeton Band Ends Terrible Animal Abuse)- we would like to CONDEMN Yale’s usage of the bulldog mascot. We think it’s really sad to subject a poor animal to such cruelty.
[Band forms a sad face and plays "Summertime Sadness"]
Not only can bulldogs not breathe due to their smushed noses, we can’t imagine the horror of being forced to live in New Haven, surrounded by Yalies, which is the real abuse. Forcing a dog to live in a place where you might find hordes of people wearing pastel pants and boat shoes or have to encounter whatever a Whiffenpoof is is the worst fate of all. We would rather be subjected to raining fire and damnation than let that poor dog stay in Yale any longer.
[Band forms pastel pants and plays "Great Balls of Fire"]
Run away band, before you’re forced to join a country club!
